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    Kneel before our Lord Jesus

    you Godless scum!

    Christianity is best and everyone knows it. For example, even though Jews rule the world and have all the money, they are still obsessed with Jesus and can't stop thinking about him. Let's take Dee Simon - his avatar is of the Last Supper, he did the LOL Christs thing, and he's always talking about Jesus on the podcrafts.
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    DOZENS flocked to see Jesus, ancient document reveals


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reich View Post
    DOZENS flocked to see Jesus
    I bet they actually came to see Joseph, the gigantic idiot who swallowed his wife's bullshit about the immaculate conception.

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    In a Nutshell: Monotheistic Religions

    Christians invented things.
    Jews bought and sold them at huge profit.
    Muslims declared them blasphemous and destroyed them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bester View Post
    I bet they actually came to see Joseph, the gigantic idiot who swallowed his wife's bullshit about the immaculate conception.
    Brilliant!

    This news is good news for the school nativity play, teachers won't have to cast kids as sheep, trees and shit like they do now. Does anyone here who belives in this unbelievably bullshit book of fantasy have an opinion on this revelation?
    Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenFucker View Post
    Brilliant!

    This news is good news for the school nativity play, teachers won't have to cast kids as sheep, trees and shit like they do now. Does anyone here who belives in this unbelievably bullshit book of fantasy have an opinion on this revelation?
    The bible never gave the number of wise men, so this Christmas tales haven't been all that accurate to begin with.
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    everyone knows that jesus was fucking his own mother and at the last supper he confessed to being an undercover man lover and peter betrayed him because he dumped his ass

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