What's your horror story? I'd say mine was a cocaine-induced, bloody nose gush all over the face of my sex partner.
The 13 Most Embarrassing Things That Can Happen During Sex
What's your horror story? I'd say mine was a cocaine-induced, bloody nose gush all over the face of my sex partner.
The 13 Most Embarrassing Things That Can Happen During Sex
Once during sex while on hallucinogens I became convinced that my partner was my ex trying to trick me into cheating on him and I jumped off yelling "Who the fuck ARE YOU?!"
To be fair to myself... the shrooms were /his/ idea and they /were/ doing their job as I /hallucinated/ someone elses face on his head.
I had sex with a girl that I thought was possibly infected with sifless so I used what I call the deep heat method. You put a condom on and smear it with deep heat and then put one over it so if one falls of you will know about it. The top one fell off but it was more horrific for her then me so does that still count
What the fuck?!!!!???
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
He must have been pissed!Originally Posted by deesimon
It's the best technique to ensure you don't catch something
I once brought a chubber and a plumper home from a bar. We got home, they were making out with each other and I told the plumper that she should eat out the chubber, and she obliged (me and the plumper were getting very friendly at the bar earlier in the night). We all got naked, I was getting a beej from one of them and I sharted. Ran upstairs, wiped my ass, did an Irish shower with a dab of cologne on my asshole and returned to the basement to fuck the plumper with a butt plug that I had taken home from the bar (the band New Duncan Imperials used to toss out novelties into the crowd...such as putt plugs). It was a great night all around. Though I never came (too drunk probably), they both were married women.
We were in the middle of the deed, suddenly he keels over in pain, clutching his knee and shouting obscenities in french. He'd torn the ligaments in his right knee, I didn't know what to do. So i left.
There's no such thing as obscenities in French. It has sort of 2-3 words that are as much obscene as "criminy!", "crap!" or "homo!".
Moreover, all French look like trannies. The most pathetic nation. Fucking with a French should be unnatural for chicks, it's against evolution. What you did makes me want to throw up. It's the most disgusting thing on the list of the "most embarassing things that can happen during sex".
Last edited by Bester; 11-16-2011 at 01:19 AM.
As opposed to your superior masculinity? I don't really pay much attention to you Bester so I can't really comment on your own nationality or personal tendencies, I'm just going on by how much your body repulses me.
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