Thread: Help me bag a MILF on match

I've seen a thread on another forum where a guy has banged around 50 milfs in just a year and somebody stole his account on a site like the one you're describing. He wanted it back, but the discussion went directly to how to pick up milfs. Didn't read it, wasn't interested. People who were asking for advice described the same thing - milfs weren't taking them seriously, thought it was some prank or something.

I guess the best thing to do would be to find a milf banging community and ask there, or just find a discussion that's already happened and all tips and explanations were already given. Google it. Don't ask here, nobody has that experience in here

With appropriate attitude, you will be able to bang 50 milfs/year. They all want young men, it's their last chance to get a hot piece of action with a young guy. It's their wettest dream.

Hit em up in the supermarket dude, it's prime trapping territory.

Originally Posted by Lateralus

If you guys are really good and helpful, I might even re-sub another month.

Well, this explains why you're not getting laid. You been living with videogames and snakes for to long, you've lost what evolutionary psychologists call Theory of mind (this means your permanently a social retard and are doomed to a life of mediocrity).

The S&W forum would have liked PICS you moron.

I would recommend going to the GYM in the morning or to college at night to pick them up, but alas, you had to do it online. Post the conversations you've had, we'll tell you were you're fucking up. (I'm guessing you're coming out as an immature buffoon trying to seek rapport by talking about your videogames and snakes, when all they want to to is have a discreet fuck).

Originally Posted by KillerTentacles

MILFS, move on. Especially if you don't like a tease. They want to regain their virginity and keep you begging for it. By now they have learned that their vibrators are much more satisfying than a crooked half stiff cock. They just want to hear the bullshit compliments you only give to get in their pants. Grab a college co-ed, she just wants it in.

Oh, good to know that's what YOU are after. i'm deleting you from my myspace page.

Originally Posted by Reich

Dee and the Wackman have spoken about people who keep reptiles and insects as pets. I can't remember exactly what they said but it was somewhere along the lines that people who do this are sad, immature, attention-seeking young men who think they are badass but really just creep women out. Don't take it up with me - I'm just the messenger.

You know he got it with this in mind:





















But instead ended up doing this:

Id say to stop calling them MILFs.

No woman wants to know youre thinking about them only because of their age. Even if its complimentary.

If you dont know how to bag a girl your own age, you dont know how to bag one older.

I walked into my pad on Thurs eve and found a fucking 4 foot snake in it. The thing had escaped from a neighbour 10 weeks ago. Scared the shit out of the me. The fuckwitt who owned it thought it'd be nice to let it roam their apartment and it obviously just headed into the first hole it found. People who own snakes are weirdos and those who think it's cute to let theirs have the freedom of their house are just plain cunts. I've never been afraid of them and it wasn't dangerous or anything but when you find one hanging out in your 4th floor castle it ain't fun! Wankers arseholes. And before any of you Aussies start, just don't.

aww, he musta been so scared! poor widdle guy...

I had a snake once. His name was Slithery. (I was like 7, okay?) He was blind in one eye and lived in a tree over my bed in the winter and in my moms garden in the summer. He got hit by a car whilst sunbathing in the driveway. Oddly (or not) flattened snakes dont look much different from live ones.