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    Biggest Bitch in Porn?


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    It's only their vaginas that make women bearable human beings. In other words, without their cunts they'd just be cunts.

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    Epic. I'd only ever seen the "cell phone" part of that. The part about her gaping pussy scar really rounds it out.

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    She's got the titties of a 13 year old.
    Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.

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    Never seen chafing like that.
    Unless it was two genital warts rubbing together.
    Honestly, in which case, Ive still never seen chafing like that.

    Her grandma gave her advice on what to do though. Thats kinda cute. Keep it in the fam.
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    It's petulant children like that make you turn to MILFs.

    48 seconds in, and I already started fantasizing about Lorraine Kelly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenFucker View Post
    She's got the titties of a 13 year old.
    Yes, she's got that barely-legal look that Max Hardcore was so fond of. He would have put her in her place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reich View Post
    Yes, she's got that barely-legal look that Max Hardcore was so fond of. He would have put her in her place.
    Do you think Max would have been concerned about her gash rash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deesimon View Post
    Do you think Max would have been concerned about her gash rash?
    I think Max would have cleverly incorporated it into the story, using it as evidence of her teenage sluttiness and justification for all the abuse he was about to heap upon her. Or maybe he'd have just pissed on it.

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    Batshit crazy bitch! Pmt week or something. You still would tho!!
    my wife wishes i was normal

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