I haven't had more than three hours of sleep a night for over a week. I'm a beast run entirely on coffee and protein shakes right now, and I'm fucking HYPER. And a little shaky. Might be DTs. So talk to me, you faygots. Tell me a joke.
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It's a really obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.
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How is the veal, I'll never know about the veal unless entertainers tell me to ask about the veal (oops).
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That's what I heard:
"A miang goes to a psychiatrist's office" [...] "tp, wigwam, tp, wigwam, tp, wigwam".
What the fuck is all this? miang? tp? What?!? I need subtitles...
Oh, a "MAN" goes to a psychiatrist... Ok, got it.
A man goes into a psychiatrist's office.
He says, "Doc, I think I have schizophrenia."
The doctor says, "Why do you think that?"
The man says, "Well, some mornings I wake up and I think that I'm a teepee. Then the next morning I think that I'm a wigwam. And the next morning, I'm a teepee, and the next morning I'm a wigwam. And it just keeps going back and forth. Teepee! Wigwam! Teepee! Wigwam! Over and over and over!"
And the doctor says, "WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.....you're just too tense."
Bahahahahaha!
My spell is brokenOriginally Posted by DuraMater
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Duramater, so a man goes to the doctor and says that every time he gets the least bit annoyed his head spins around 180 degrees so he is looking behind himself. The doc says that sounds like "irritable owl syndrome". How is the veal this week (Still in a pen and being force-fed no doubt)?
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