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  1. 08-26-2011, 02:26 AM #1
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    How to hold a shit ....

    How to Hold in Your Poop in Embarassing Situations - wikiHow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusher View Post
    How to Hold in Your Poop in Embarassing Situations - wikiHow
    I guessing that one of the methods maybe the cupped hands with fingers knitted method. What do I win? Please no shit.
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    Go somewhere quiet to evacuate your bowels ASAP. Holding your shit in can't be good for you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by todesengel View Post
    Go somewhere quiet to evacuate your bowels ASAP. Holding your shit in can't be good for you.
    This isnt the "how to shit privately and quickly" thread!!
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    When I was around 7 or 8 I once didn't shit for 2 weeks. To get it out I had to run around the garden naked, I don't know the scientific explanation to why this worked, but it did. After I'd done it my mother gave me a pound. True story.
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    Id think the pound before the run wouldve gotten it out quicker.
    Anal sex always loosens me up.
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    Hey, we're talking Sharia land currency here! Surely anal sex would just push it further in?
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    I dont know the scientific explanation to why this works, but it did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusher View Post
    I dont know the scientific explanation to why this works, but it did.
    Its the plunger affect, when the penis enters it creates a vacuum by forcing air out of a ass, and as it is removed it stretches the vacuum causing suction on the bowels as the vacuum tries to retain its size, hence why it loosens you up... Thats science for you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeJager View Post
    when the penis enters it creates a vacuum by forcing air out of a ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusher View Post
    Anal sex always loosens me up.
    You're supposed to poo before, not during!
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