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    Random news and communist rants

    I'm gonna get myself a thread apart, cause I've got communist news or communist rants every fucking day.


    Today we're going to discuss the Masin family. (strangely close to the infamous Mason family by their fucked-updness)


    Funny facts:
    - we're in 1950 in Czechoslovakia
    - the Masin family hates communism and loves America
    - they organize a raid on two police stations to get weapons, gunning down two policemen
    - they attack a payroll transport and get a 850.000 Czech crowns, killing one security guy
    - they steal 100 kg of explosives
    - they blow up straw stacks, burning down fields of crops
    - fireman arrives, Masins and their collaborators don't like that - fireman dies with one bullet in his eye and one in his lungs
    - they don't like Czech republic, they're not free enough there, they need freedom!
    - they try to escape to America, killing one police officer, then 3 army soldiers, then 3 bystanders
    - they finally make it into western germany, and then go to america, where they are given political refuge and a happy ending
    - Year 2011: one Masin brother is about to be given a posthumous medal of honor for fighting communism...


    That's it for today. Good night, my capitalist friends.

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    In other words this is your happy place to vent your frustration at the things?... Im fairly sure this thread will max out shortly.
    I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.

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    Also seen as your such a Communism/Russian wizard Bester, why was Rasputin so hard to kill? Was his beard magical?

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    Watch Anastasia, they explain everything there.

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    Hilary Clinton:

    "We are by all measurements the strongest leader in the world and we are leading, but part of leading is making sure that you get other people on the field. And that's what I think we are doing."

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    "It is being smart enough to say you know what we want a bunch of people singing out of the same hymn book and we want them singing a song of universal freedom, human rights, kleptocracy, everything that we have stood for and pioneered over 235 years."

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    The Masin family surely behaved like "free" Americans shooting everybody. Maybe they had watched too many old crime movies from the free USA, and thought that true freedom means killing everybody who gets in your way.
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    Global Financial Strategy - US Treasury freezes all Syrian assets

    3% of your country doesn't like your regime? Fine, then we're gonna take all your money. Why? Cause fuck you, that's why.

    And we're never gonna unfreeze Iraqi assets. Cause we don't fucking wanna.

    And we're gonna unfreeze some Libyan assets and give it to the rebels who kill captured soldiers, cut them open with knives while they're still alive and dance around it like it's a party, then upload the video on youtube. Clearly, those are the people we need to sponsor, they are the future! Oh, the rest of the money we're gonna keep, though.

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    Russian media and bloggers supports that Misrata has been liberated, yet western media keeps lying that it's in the hands of the rebels. Same goes for 3 other cities. All I read in western press is that "Qaddafi's days are counted", "Qaddafi is desperate" and shit like that. That's too ridiculous now.

    When all rebels are pushed out of Libya, what are they gonna be saying then??

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    Petty vengeance.

    SEC Investigation of S&P: Could be Bad Move for Obama - International Business Times

    When the S&P downgraded the US debt rating to AA, they may have expected some kind of backlash. Well, the backlash has begun with the US government announcing an investigation into the S&P's decision to downgrade US debt as well as an ongoing investigation into other practices by the ratings agency.

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    Bachmann: Americans fear 'rise of Soviet Union'

    "What people recognize is that there's a fear that the United States is in an unstoppable decline. They see the rise of China, the rise of India, the rise of the Soviet Union and our loss militarily going forward," Bachmann said on Jay Sekulow's radio show.

    AFP: Russia to keep up Syria arms sales

    Syrian Citizens hoist Syrian and Russian Flags | English | NEWS | DayPress

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