I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
I may also add that every single rioter in there is a complete fucking idiot. Rioting over the death of violent criminal, its so fucking stupid.
I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
Rioter's always seem to think they're fighting for a worthwhile cause when, after the dust settles, everyone can see their inconsiderate cunts. And people wonder why no-one likes the English abroad...
The awkward moment when your country is completed fucked...For something that started as a small scale thing over the death of a gun deal, it's now spread all over London, up to Birmingham (which I find near to impossible as they're about 100 miles apart and completely unconnected), Leeds and Manchester. England's a fucking shithole, I'll take my chances in the US when I can get the money..
What if the Libyan air force starts bombing us as part of an humanitarian mission to aid the rebels protesting against our oppressive government?
It's more spread out, easier to avoid the fucking mouth breathers behind it all. Comparing the Sharia land to the US in a competition in terms of size is like holding a midget at arms length. Obviously I wouldn't up sticks and settle down in the ghetto, Hawaii seems nice..
You obviously have no idea what you are talking about when it comes to the good ol' USA. You leave nigger people and you are in Bible Country. The further away from the city you go, and the more 'spread out' the area, is where the mouth breathers are, my friend. In my opinion, I'd rather have a crackhead down the hall in my apartment than a Bible thumping racist redneck gun hoarding inbred unintelligent piece of backwater shit at my door any day. The US is about to explode. Don't come here.
Seriously, don't come here, I personally don't want you here. It's hard enough working at Walgreens without your limey ass trying to figure out how to order a fucking prescription.