Thread: Sick and Wrong got me a written warning.

So I was cleansing my car/panties outside my building the other weekend, listening to S&W and blah blah.

A week later I get an official letter of complaint from the residents committee because some bitch with spawn had her window open and were apparently "disgusted at the outrageously offensive, vile and inappropriate" offerings which I kindly shared.

Good work chaps, I don't blame you. I blame the bitch with the stretched labia downstairs, her kid's an ugly little fucker but why take it out on poor little me?!

I get 2 more warnings before I'm out. Hmmm. Ideas please?

Anyone else had any incidents like this?

Failing that could you just post some Vag please, this forum is a tad lacking.

Cheers queers!

Just retort that the person is upset you are listening to Cornish Language self education tapes. All those consonants strung together always sound dirty.

Tell them to go fuck themselves. Or better yet, go round asking to use their bathroom, say yours is broken or something, and upper deck those fuckers.

fuck em. burn the bitches house down.

Ha, slick. I think I like Chris's the best. Burning the uptight bitch's house down would unfortunately result in my pad going up too as I'm 4 levels up so prob won't do that! Maybe she just needs a good rooting. Don't we all?!

convince whoever is boning her that she's down with fisting.

she'll get an interesting surprise the next time she is in the sack.

She's had kids I don't think the fisting will bother her.

Originally Posted by dilbert

This reminds me of some European country, Sweden I think.. where after a certain time in the evening it is considered really antisocial for a guy to piss in the toilet water. They have to piss sitting down or hang their cock in the handbasin.

If think that was because of the noise. In Europe we had a different kind of bowl. But that that wasn't good for health, they say.