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    woman scorned!

    i'm a woman scorned! and who would scorn a woman who listens to a podcast like this?!
    if he thinks we're better as friends, maybe he is right, but i would post shit through a friends letterbox in a heartbeat, so if he prefers that on his 37th birthday next week than having my 23 year old blonde self to keep him company, what's a girl to do? stop whinging for a start.. do something constructive..? or destructive?
    so any revenge plans welcome. its not a landmark birthday but i hope to give him something to remember this mid life crisis by.. need some ideas you sick fucks

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    POST UR TITS! I'll print it and jerk on it

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    Give us some background on this douche Lucy. What does he do for work, for fun etc.? Have you lived together? Do you have any of his stuff still at your place?
    What have you done to make him leave you? Has he got another girl?
    So many questions...

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    Don't wash for a week, then on his birthday sit on his face and really grind that clotted fishy cream right into his teeth, nose, eyes the fucking works!!!!

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    Can you get into his house?
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    That's illegal! Post his pictures on a tranny finder site and let him walk right into the scariest of traps.

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    I just dont get this. Youd mail things of yours through a friends mailbox and thats supposed to be /vengeful/?
    Why are you with a nearly 40 year old? Rephrase- why do you want to be with a nearly 40 year old at 23?
    You should sign him up for NAMBLA newsletters. Or somesuch. Whats the European chapter called?
    Or maybe put him on a list to receive information about funeral arrangements. Hes gotta start thinking about things like that.

    In the mean time, post a picture of everything he's /not/ getting for his birthday. IE your 23 year old blond self. Preferably nude. And with S+w written somewhere.
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    Some girls prefer older men, we can fuck for half an hour without cummin and we get incredibly passionate about those fresh young bodies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKBastard Kestrel View Post
    we can fuck for half an hour without cummin
    Did you ever wonder why your chicks fall asleep when you do that?

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