How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating - no monster wants to see that. Whilst doing it, stare into the corner and whisper, "This is for you."
How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating - no monster wants to see that. Whilst doing it, stare into the corner and whisper, "This is for you."
Is that from the magazine Viz? Excellent top tip, by the way.
Viz Top Tips:
Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.
kill yourselfOriginally Posted by sef1
Genius... unless you're a chick
Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice and she said ´we are all just prisoners here, of our own device´
Instead of getting married simply sign over ownership of your house to someone you hate.
Annoy Christians by putting the Bible in the 'Fiction' section of a bookshop.
Don't smoke in bed.
Don't piss in the wind.
If it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a cock.
If it feels like more than two cocks it's probably a fist.
A Bucket of water hung in a thee is an ideal nesting place for migrating sea birds.
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