Thread: Bum/Cash/Shit

My friends older sister works as a staff nurse in a hospital and she was telling me some S+W stories last night and one of them has got me thinking.
A homeless man came in a few weeks ago unconscious and having difficulty breathing and apparently he stunk like fuck so after stabilizing his breathing and whatever they do she started cleaning him up, stripping him down to wash him and send him back out. As she took his shirt off she found bundles and bundles of cash in a wrap around his belly with parcel tape (it was ?36,500 police told her later) and she didn't take a fucking penny of it. I went crazy at her asking why, and she said the cash was totally covered in his shit and quite a lot of blood. She was on her own for at least two minutes with him and the police weren't there yet so am i nuts for saying i would jam as much shit encrusted notes as i could down my boxers???
what would you do guys?
And would it change your decision if you knew the guy actually died of heart failure about 4 hours later.

Money is dirty as fuck as it is, but if the money was wrapped is parcel tape wouldn't it rip the notes when trying to get them unstuck?

probably only the top notes would get ripped but the questions really would you stuff em down your kegs with blood and shit all over them?? she had 2 minutes free, its a no brainer for me i reckon