Thread: Pay your respects, BK is dead.

As some of you may know by now, Bastard Kestrel is now a stiff corpse. I have the documents.

He had his moments. I liked his Tranny Jesus T-shirt and Gay Wackerle songs. He was a hell of a rival in Backyard Monsters and, I really enjoyed the copy of The Wasp Factory he sent me.

With all this said, we will remember the disembodied poster known as, BastardKestrel. You will live in our memory when we see something concerning a pedophile in the news. Farewell brave soldier. I will make your name and legacy known.

Meh, I don't believe the old pedo is dead, but even if he was, I wouldn't care.

I once had an internet best friend who died in a weird accident though, that left me shocked for at least a day. He got drunk with a bunch of friends, climbed the utility pole to win some kind of bet, got hit by electricity at a huge voltage and fell down 3-4 meters.
That was a big loss, we used to raid together just the two of us in a pre-mmorpg game that was made completely of text with no graphics whatsoever, called MUD (multi user dungeon).

Thanks for listening.

I heard he was having some trouble with the animal testing site he owned.

BBC News - Yorkshire protests over beagle breeding expansion plan

Ok, joking aside, I just got a message from one of his real life friends asking me if i was going to his funeral since whimpering toothless chav hanged himself today.

Funeral arrangements aren't done the same day a person dies. You and whimpering toothless chav are two attention seeking whores.

I never said it was today. I was told by this guy he was living with. Apparently whimpering toothless chav was on some trip in Scotland, then sailed to Spain or was about to. But he hang himself sometime today in limeyland time. But that is just what i was told. Jun 28th is his funeral he claims, which seems awful long, so he might have done it at sea.