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  1. 05-31-2011, 04:45 PM #1
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    SWmatch.com

    Okay, sweat reeking spic, let me break it down for you.

    You:
    Bat shit crazy
    Enjoy shocking people
    May lack cognitive skills that prevent you from endangering your health when pursuing "glory" or "conquest"

    RCA:
    wants to be noticed
    can't run away


    There are probably more reasons, these are the just the first that come to mind.
    Why is this not a compatible match?
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  2. 05-31-2011, 04:50 PM #2
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    I get snembot. Because....she's hot.
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  3. 05-31-2011, 04:57 PM #3
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    Okay, but I already peed on her.
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    Oh is that how your rules for ownership go? In that case, Imma fight you and pee on you. Thats two conquests in one.
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    Yeah, I'm just gonna try to make out with you. And you're prolly gonna punch me in the mouth.
    (I'm still gonna go for it though)
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  7. 05-31-2011, 05:21 PM #7
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    The promise of danger is what makes it fun!

    My oral fixation makes me more of a biter than a hitter. Wouldnt puke on you though, and thats a promise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DuraMater View Post
    Okay, sweat reeking spic, let me break it down for you.

    You:
    Bat shit crazy
    Enjoy shocking people
    May lack cognitive skills that prevent you from endangering your health when pursuing "glory" or "conquest"

    RCA:
    wants to be noticed
    can't run away


    There are probably more reasons, these are the just the first that come to mind.
    Why is this not a compatible match?
    alright, if i'm after Glory and Conquest, were's the glory in fucking someone who wants to be noticed and can't run away?


    All I want in life is Crusher. For a week.
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    This whole thing reminds me of Doug Stanhope:

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    Murder the Founding Fathers who turned queer on us. Declare them Gods. Erase their shameful last act from history. Rewrite their story in grandiose mythology. Save the S&W nation from collapse. Lead the sheep to new sunny shores...

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  10. 05-31-2011, 05:39 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMan666 View Post
    alright, if i'm after Glory and Conquest, were's the glory in fucking someone who wants to be noticed and can't run away?
    Hey, man, you're the one that said you were in it for the story.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bester View Post
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