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    Bagpiping, Space Docking and Hungarian Stew

    Bagpiping, apparently, equals armpit fucking

    Space Docking is when a man shits in a womans vagina

    Hungarian Stew is created when a man ejaculates into an asshole and then the owner of said asshole spacedocks with a third partner, expelling both shit and cum into said partners vagina. Aforementioned mixture is the Hungarian Stew.


    What are some of your favorites? What was that one Dee keeps raving about? When you shit in a womans underwear?
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    Okay. Theres a start. Now use your words like a big boy.
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    Come on, give me some names for these terrible acts.
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    Dee's favourite is choggle pants.

    I'll put forward the Italian. I have a thing for being brought really close to orgasm without penetration, preferably really slowly until I can't stand it anymore and beg for it. Makes the sex that follows so fucking good.

    I came once without penetration, clit stimuation or even having my tits touched. In my top 3 hottest moments ever.

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    Crusher, here's a handy list for you: Escort and hobbyist vocabulary, abbreviations, and definitions

    I'll take a DDG femme baby dyke with matching collar and cuffs for DATY and multiple cups of coffee. No pillow drugmongering whore’s.

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