Last edited by IronMan666; 05-16-2011 at 07:31 PM.
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I'm glad you had someone else read it.
Fucking awesome. I have a new found respect for Bester now. I had no idea what he's been through.
Also, whimpering toothless chav = Sean Bean?
Youve seen my bean? Its 7 inches, I swear!
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
"Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/330...een-dikke-drol
Originally Posted by Bester
I don't see what the fuzz is about. The thing is completely incoherent, unfunny, unoriginal. proud dad of a down syndrome kid could make it better.
Bester is in a cage. A pig is fucking Bester. Bester sucks a fat man's dick. A fat man is fucking Bester.
Seems like IM had to employ his 7 year old cousin as a ghostwriter for this one.
I have not listened, but have made the assumption that as it is likely to be more adult Charlie and Lola then I'm really not missing anything.
Such a tragedy that Bester was to stupid to understand the symbolism in his own story and thinks it so base. But it does fit the character all the more.
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I think it sounds incoherent because I had a disgusting hangover and could barley speak but I had the time on my hands to do it, listening back to it I can see where I could have made the story flow much more smoothly. I read it because I thought it was genuinley hilarious and imaginative. Im definatley a big fan of tranny from El Armpito's writing and I'm looking forward to making a better job of the prequel.
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
"Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/330...een-dikke-drol
Prequel eh? We could work something.
On the meantime you can enjoy Besters story on itunes or the blog:
Good Old Stories » Stanivslav Besterovsky read by BK
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You should have heard the first version. IM was reading it. He talked so fast i could only hear random words. "FUCKING" "RECTUM" "POTATO".
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