Thread: New T-shirt design.

Here are my demands for the specifications of the new T-shirt-

The shirt will be made of highest quality Turkish cotton in a slim fit pre-shrunk design. The front logo will be a picture of a partly obscured Dee and Lance book-ending a nigger-Hole. Around the event horizon will be the words Sickandwrongpodcast.com sponsored by adamandeve and audible. A goup of people will be being sucked feet first into the nigger-hole, their hands grasping towards the viewer as they peer over their shoulders in horror. Their hipster jeans and sickand wrong tee shirts will be being peeled off by the gravity well revealing various s&w swarm messages scrawled on their breasts and genitals. The design itself will be a 3D hologram which when viewed from the side will project an image of the victims being drawn to their fate. On the reverse off the shirt, in large plain glow in the dark type, will be the legend "God fucks AIDS into little children". The T-Shirt will cost no more than $25 including Sharia land shipping. Thanks.

yeah, have you let go of the ugly corporate call centre polo shirt idea ya cunt?

No fucking way! I'm pushing forward with the idea. I'm pitching to Twinings, Robinsons, Pimms and Burberry this month. If I get them on board, then I'm gonna tap up Stephen Fry and Ann Diamond to make a hostile takeover as presenters.

Lance's book nook will become a regular feature, but will cover the classics. No sci-fi or fantasy.

Well, at least you didnt mention contacting Sandi Toksvig, that would be the end of my little world.

So am I as you can see from my avatar.