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    Odd places to pick up pussy.

    I go to Churches. I'm not fucking with you the sexual tension in that place is HUGE. Plus most of the guys are pathetic so you really have no competetion. The bitches will soon want to try to "fix you" into being more Religious after a short story on how you were never sent to a Church as a boy, but felt an inclination into joining, so here you are. And if you're really into milfs, thats the place to go. I go to sweat reeking spic services do, the morals of their woman are always looser then white fundamentalist bitches by a long shot.
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    I got my first fuck by telling a girl I didn't believe in sex before marriage.
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    You got raped by your uncle. I read it in your unauthorized Biography.
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    Since all roof repair brigades are catholic they also don't make you were a condom but since most sweat reeking spic chicks can get pregnant by you just looking at them it is quite the double edged sword. I have also had pretty good luck getting sweat reeking spic chicks to do anal.

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    adam and i once hung out side a highschool with a bottle of gin to pick up some chicks, went badly, some chick got all crazy obsessed with adam and then her older brother kicked the shit out of him. moral of the story is 15 is too young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesodomizer View Post
    Since all roof repair brigades are catholic they also don't make you were a condom but since most sweat reeking spic chicks can get pregnant by you just looking at them it is quite the double edged sword. I have also had pretty good luck getting sweat reeking spic chicks to do anal.
    Well thats not exactly true. Mexico is a very diverse country, kinda like India. They're entire towns of blonde and blue eyed, Russian, Irish, French communities for example. But that also goes for the Spanish/Indian divide, and every state and region is highly proud of its particular cultural heritage, to the point they seem like separate nations (specially if theres that whole racial-ethnic divide). So i'm only speaking for my view, but chicks do wear condoms. There was a Federal politician who was excommunicated for making it law to demand sexual education in schools. So we were thought how to use a condom, and were given them for free and see no problem with it.

    Besides, its a rather psudo-Catholicism country, atleast were i grew up in. No one knows the bible, they may pray to Saints, specially the old people, but hardly anyone takes it serious. Plus you got a ton of separate cults like Malverde that look more like warrior pagan gods then anything Christian. So any rule against using a condom is just not taken serious. Catholicism is more of a traditional thing.

    I do agree in the butt sex thing. To my experience that goes back to when you're 12-15 and just starting to receive blowjobs from the girls. Its considered a stepping stone to sex, and has no risks. Not all girls are into it ofcourse. There might be some who took serious that whole anti-condom thing, but atleast were i'm from hardly anyone did. It is known that the lower classes get pregnant in their teens, so you might be fucking the daughters of peons.
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    It's true there is huge amount of sexual tension in church...I had to go every morning in school and without fail I'd end up tucking up before I stood up to leave. It might've been the bass from the organ vibrating the benches though.

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    Yummy Mummies at the school gate. All gagging for it with 6 hours to kill before collecting them again. When i rock up there suited and booted those MILFs are pretty much throwing it at me. Some of them are definitely good to go. Its a shame my lady works there or i could pick them off one by one and really clean up. SHIT!!! thats her ringing me now. She must of heard me.

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