Thread: Big Dummy.

A MAN "dressed like a mannequin" has been caught spying on women using the ladies toilet at a shopping mall.

Student Joel Hardman was wearing a mask and wig at Birmingham´s showpiece Bullring mall when a shopper reported seeing someone "dressed like a mannequin" walk into the loos.

He later emerged from a locked cubicle and admitted performing a sex act.

And Birmingham Magistrates´ Court heard Hardman´s phone contained three images of women's feet taken beneath cubicle doors and an audio recording of a flushing toilet.

Hardman, 22, of Norfolk Road, Edgbaston, yesterday pleaded guilty to observing another person doing a private act for his own sexual gratification.

Jonathan Purser, prosecuting, said Hardman, believed to be an MSc student at the University of Birmingham, told a Bullring security guard: "Yes, I've been a bit weird."



via: Man dressed as mannequin found in mall toilet

Of course they do. Bearded mannequins are chick magnets.

Isn't that right google image search?

Lucky for you, it's fairly adorable.

Inexplicably if you search for Merkin for a Porcupine, this comes up:

I wonder if that's meant to be a hat, or just Bagpuss eating Madeley's head.

Sadly, nothing good comes up when I search for "The many violent deaths of Richard Hammond".

This may have to do then.