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  1. 02-16-2011, 11:45 PM #1
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    30 items removed from suspect's rectum

    i especially enjoy the receipt and the coupon, as though he may want to return a past purchase or perhaps use his coupon to get a discount on a future purchase

    http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/02/...2571297791633/

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  2. 02-16-2011, 11:49 PM #2
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    a similar bonus story

    Suspect had mouse in rectum

    http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/11/...2651289427531/

    i don't think the people at rolaids ever won any spelling bees
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    I wish these reports would let us know the condition of the animals found up there.
    Rodents usually die once they go up there right? Are you supposed to cut off their tails or is that a personal preference? What about their nails? Do you cut off their feet too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusher View Post
    I wish these reports would let us know the condition of the animals found up there.
    Rodents usually die once they go up there right? Are you supposed to cut off their tails or is that a personal preference? What about their nails? Do you cut off their feet too?
    Would someone please link crusher to a site that shows how to safely insert live animals up her ass? Shes my favorite member and I would hate to see her injured. Unless she makes me her personal male nurse.
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  5. 02-17-2011, 06:57 PM #5
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    Something tells me that this guy will be fine in jail.
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    I'm sorry, I read it closer. Of course he was already in jail. Where else would you learn how to get so many different things in there? Just like people that used to be waiters can carry ten cups in one hand; prison drug mules can fit thirty things in their ass.
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  7. 02-17-2011, 10:23 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusher View Post
    I wish these reports would let us know the condition of the animals found up there.
    Rodents usually die once they go up there right? Are you supposed to cut off their tails or is that a personal preference? What about their nails? Do you cut off their feet too?
    The animals are given their last rights before insertion. You can remove whatever you like, but tails are fun to let hang out. Either taped or let "free" the last struggles of its attempts to breath is what gets you off. Enjoy!
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  8. 02-17-2011, 10:26 PM #8
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    So what? The last time I went to jail I brought my own tooth brush.
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