Thread: MY TEACHER MADE ME GAG!

Hey boys, thought I would share a lil story with you, today was the first day of my eng 200 class , So I walk in thinking it was going to be like every other class I have ever had, FUCK was I wrong, within the first 20 minutes of class not only had my teacher talked about having your uncle rape you and what you sould do, but also gay fisting, something called bokake? not sure if I spelled it right but I guess it where a girl is cummed on by many men, anyway after going into a short speech about gang rape and how women are not allowed on submarines bc being under water for six months with all those horny men could turn into a underwater gang rape, he went in to telling us about a time in his life where he liked to tie his gf up to a bed and bc he did not like to eat pussy, he would bring a fucking dog in to this all... So not only did I sit there thinking this has to be a joke... I started to gag in class and ended up puking.... So there you go.. welcome to my first day of college.... Fuck me..Ill keep you updated as the term goes on.. I have a feeling I will be puking more ... Love your voice lance sounds sexy as hell... Dee yours is cute.. anyway Im up in norcal in mendo keeping it sick and wrong for you , but as I can see not as sick and wrong as some people

Did anyone ask if that material was going to be on the exam? lol

Damn - where were these classes when I was in college!?

Doesn't seem like the topics that would be covered in Eng200 or I would have taken more of those useless electives. My best friend is a Prof. in Human Sexuality and this sounds more like her 1st day. By the way, I am still waiting for my member Bukkake.

That's how all classes should be.

lol yea didnt think that would be covered in my eng 200 class , I think my teacher just needs a little ass

Originally Posted by smokinmendo

lol yea didnt think that would be covered in my eng 200 class , I think my teacher just needs a little ass

Do you have a "little ass" ? I like a little ass.

Your professor seems to be a bit into narratophilia. Are you sure your not a telephonicophilian now that you had some experience in mucophilia? Maybe you could share some klismaphilia during show & tell. Watch out for those coprophagiacs! I enjoy learning new things like symphorphilia and chrematistophilia which I believe all women are into. I'm a little into hypoxphilia and stigmatophilia myself. I'm a little of a coprophiliac in public and around the right people.