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    this would creep me the fuck out

    http://consumerist.com/2011/01/man-c...sted-home.html

    Sounds like a ssssteal. A beautiful five-bedroom house in Idaho for only $109,000. It comes with a tiny catch: The house is infested with thousands of live, writhing garter snakes.

    One realtor is trying to offload the property, which went into foreclosure after the previously family got sick of the snakes and fled the premises. The realtor hopes the price drop will help, but it may not be enough. Even non snake-infested houses are having a hard time getting sold in this market.

    "I guess I need a snake lover," he told The Daily Mail. "Or someone with multiple mongooses."

    Previous owners described waking up in the middle of the night with snakes in their bed, finding snakes climbing up the walls all the time, and finding piles of snakes in crawlspaces. Just walking around the yard uncovered enough snakes to fill a bucket,

    It's likely no amount of mongooses or poison will do the trick, as the house was probably built on top of snake den, Joe Collins, director of the Center for North American Herpetology in Lawrence, Kansas told The Daily Mail. Even if most of the snakes were gotten rid of, some snakes would probably remain and give birth again, starting the cycle anew. Also, garter snakes leave phermone trails leading the way to a den, which attracts other snakes from other areas to converge on the den.

    "Snakes have a great deal of fidelity to the den site," said Collins. "They're born near there and the animals return each fall to den up and avoid the cold...People always build first and never ask about an area and whether there is a snake den before they do. Afterward, it's too late: the house is there, the snakes are there and people are there. It's a great set up for a wonderful time." For the snakes, that is.

    Here's a video done by the local news on one of the previous homeowners before they dumped the property:
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    Here's a video done by the local news on one of the previous homeowners before they dumped the property:


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    They're sooo cute!

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    I have a pet corn snake. Garter snakes wouldn't be bad, not dangerous, don't smell, won't eat your food, never have to worry about rats/mice/chinchillas. If anything it sounds like a selling point to me. Throw in some anteaters and dragonflies for mosquitoes then you'd never have to worry about pests again.

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    I have never seen a Garter snake that big. We have a few around our perimeter of our home but they never get that big and they still manage to get a scream out of me.
    This man did this to himself! You should see him crying like a baby at the end of the episode.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsITgqGQgj4

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    Garter snakes are nuttin. I used to have one that slept in the tree next to my bed at night. Sometimes Id wake up with him under my pillow... Hed live there all winter and then come spring wed let him go in the garden. Slithery. He got hit by a car in our driveway. :(

    I dunno though, if there were that many in my house, Id probably leave, too.
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    Some of the bigger snakes could eat those rats no problem. The other ones would snack in their babies while they were still pinkies. Killing off the next generation before it ever grows.

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    Aaron Kunz, indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusher View Post
    Garter snakes are nuttin. I used to have one that slept in the tree next to my bed at night. Sometimes Id wake up with him under my pillow..
    Why was there a tree in your bedroom?

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    Maybe the bedroom was in a tree-house, who knows?
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    Logic makes no sense to me.

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