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  1. 12-16-2010, 07:13 PM #1
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    pregnant with a zombie!!!

    OMG AWESOME!!!

    http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524
    i don't think the people at rolaids ever won any spelling bees
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  2. 12-16-2010, 07:19 PM #2
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    is there anything that a woman wouldn't do for money?
    What would a computer do with a lifetimes supply of chocolate??
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    I'm calling bullshit straight away. I'd love to proved wrong, I really would.
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    girlsandcorpses.com better hire her.
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  5. 12-16-2010, 07:57 PM #5
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    I'm not calling bullshit on her defiling the corpse, just the corpse ejaculating inside her. If she is pregnant with the corpse's baby, then it's been done by a more invasive procedure and a turkey baster.
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    So this isnt a real news site, then I guess.
    its sorta funny though. Ill stick with The Onion.
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    yea i have my doubts about its validity but if it is true it's pretty sweet
    i don't think the people at rolaids ever won any spelling bees
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    well this says it's akin to the onion

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Dead_Serious_News_real

    i'm disappointed
    i don't think the people at rolaids ever won any spelling bees
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    If you google the tittle the story is in several sites, but none is a major news site. If a corpse could get a boner i assume it could drop some jizz, kinda like having a wet dream. but i dont think it would be capable of having an orgasm unless it had just died, maybe. Still, it would be a great marketing opportunity for the site if it was real and they hired her. But having real necrophiliacs might be a line they dont cross.
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  10. 12-19-2010, 11:34 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Empressario View Post
    I'm not calling bullshit on her defiling the corpse, just the corpse ejaculating inside her. If she is pregnant with the corpse's baby, then it's been done by a more invasive procedure and a turkey baster.
    Somebody called me??
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