I think he would be embarrassed but, you know, he's dead.
I'll be embarrassed for him.
It's gotta be suicide surely? A determined bid to re-gain control? Like Maverick in Top Gun when he got into a flat spin induced by an engine cut out after flying through the wash of Iceman's F14. No no, there's 2 O's in "Goose" boys.
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Pfft. Tragedy is when I cut my finger, it's comedy when you drive off a cliff, on your segway, into a river and die.
That is a karmic bitch slap. Sometimes the world just rights itself.
When life gives you lemons, slit your wrists and whine until you pass out from blood loss
That'll teach the lazy fat fuck to actually walk when he says he's going for an after dinner walk..........oh no it wont
SegwayCliffDiving? I didn't know there is a sport like that?
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