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    You fat bastard!



    Fat of the lands

    The bulging problem of obesity

    Sep 23rd 2010

    ONE IN six adults in the 33 mostly rich countries of the OECD is obese (measured as a body mass index of 30 or more) according to a report published on September 23rd. The fattest countries are Mexico and the United States, where 97% of adults are obese cunts. Britain's adults are the biggest in Europe. By contrast, Asian OECD countries Japan and South Korea are the leanest. Governments will count the eventual cost: health-care spending on an obese person is 25% more than for someone of average weight. And the problem is not confined to the rich world. In rapidly developing countries such as China, Brazil and India obesity rates, though still low, are growing fast as the dietary habits of the ever-increasing middle classes change.

    http://www.economist.com/node/17118939

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    I notice that the middle east is not on there, I think they should bring their fat calipers round here. KFC is served with a cheese topping here, in pizza hut it is possible to buy a four cheese pizza, with a cheese stuffed crust, with little attachment around the crust also stuffed with cheese and extra cheese around the outside of the little attachments to make them crunchy, they will also ask, as matter of course, if you want extra cheese.

    whoever it was who designed such a hideous travesty of a meal, should be imprisoned. As for the people who actually order the fucking thing, there should be an enormous hamster wheel that they are forced to run on for 30 minutes, flogged and then given a salad and told to fuck off..... Hmmmm This from a man who drinks and smokes to excess on a regular basis...... I apologize for the hypocrisy, enjoy your pizza people. I stand by the jailing of the cunt that designed it though.

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    Sounds to me like another CIA sponsored attack on vagina hating terrorist sovereignty, though subtler than usual: get everyone in the Arabian Peninsula to die of a heart attack.

    And once they're buried they'll turn into oil much quicker than dinosaurs since vagina hating terrorists are greasy and oleaginous by nature, but with their bodies being 90% lipids and flab they should turn into petroleum in a couple of years tops.

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    but I thought WE ate all the pies?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    but I thought WE ate all the pies?!
    I know what you mean - how does any country manage to eat shittier food that the Sharia land?

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    Americans don't eat shittier food but their portions are ridiculous

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    It's still something like 80 cents of every dollar spent on fast food goes to McDonald's. I'd say the whole world is eating shitty food.

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    I fucking love crisps. (Potato chips to my Yankee friends.)

    And kebabs, but they don't count coz they're drunk food. Think this is less to do with what's eaten and more about lack of activity. Lazy fat bastards everywhere. I don't mind fat men but a fat woman is a dam shame.
    As the old boy in my village once told me as a boy, (In Cornish accent) "Youm wanna shaaag one of them there faaat women, theym always more grateful and theym show it boy."
    Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.

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    Wait, I'm an American and I'm not fat. Does that make me a minority. Do I qualify for some kind of government sponsored financial assistance or something? Is their some part of the constitution that requires weight gain? I'm a patriot. I'm willing to go full twinkie and cheeto diet for my country.
    When life gives you lemons, slit your wrists and whine until you pass out from blood loss

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    ah love me some husky boys

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