Thread: BBBBBZZZZZZ!!

Jesus. This apparently happens all the effing time. I was just watching an episode of "I Survived" where this woman was cleaning out the industrial meat grinder on like a tuna fishing boat. It was her birthday and she had just found out she was pregnant like an hour before. It was also the worst storm in like five years. Cap asked her to clean out the grinder, she went in, a swell hit the boat and the spotter fell into the on switch. Within 5 seconds her legs were gone up to her knees. 27 hours later the weather cleared enough for her to be medevacced out.

Youd think in this day and age theyd have machines to do that kind of work.

But it reminds me of a joke:
How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? With a blender.
Why would you put them in feet first? So you can watch their expression change.
How do you get them out of the bowl? Tostitos.