Found this great story for valentines day for you guys

Most guys would proberly go looking for some out of towngreet strange whilst there phyco girlfriend got banged up, but this dude decides it alot better to whack one off for her in the jails parking area...
The Police couldn't have been impressed when they knocked on window for some jizz to greet them as a response.


MUSKEGON (CBS Detroit) - In what police believe was an ill-conceived attempt to offer his incarcerated girlfriend a conjugal visit of sorts, a Michigan man was arrested for masturbating in the parking lot of the Muskegon County jail.

He was brightly illuminated by his carīs interior light, police said, as his girlfriend and a gal pal peeked from the jailīs windows.

Terry Glenn Doxey, 47, of Norton Shores, was arraigned Thursday in Muskegon County 60th District Court on one count of aggravated indecent exposure, a misdemeanor punishable by up to two years in prison.

A judge ordered a $10,000 personal bond, which Doxey posted early Friday. A preliminary examination is slated for 10 a.m. on Feb. 22.