Woman reveals she has slept with more than 1,000 men
- She had 40 lovers by the age of 17
- Once had sex with 7 men in 24 hours
Crystal Warren reveals she has slept with more than 1,000 men
Woman reveals she has slept with more than 1,000 men
- She had 40 lovers by the age of 17
- Once had sex with 7 men in 24 hours
Crystal Warren reveals she has slept with more than 1,000 men
Shit man... Now I'm pissed... I mean... How can I fuck more than 1000 women? I should be Gene Simmons or Tom Jones... But I'm just beer bellyed Finnish wanker who masturbates on giftube. Chicks have all the fun. Fuckin sluts! She's a whore! Whore I tell ya!
Buffalo Bill/Jamie GumbIt puts the lotion in the basket
You'll make 1000 notches with your new found penchant for penis in your arse. The article highlights something I've long been jealous of, take female bullshit out of the equation and what do you have left? Lots and lots of sex. The gays have it good. Apart from having to sleep with men, that bit must be beast.
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Gays have the best of both worlds: they can give someone a good shafting or two, and then when they're too tired to get it up anymore they can just lie on their front and take a succession of cocks up their arse. It's a wonder homosexuals get any work done at all.
Henry Rollins said that he used to live next to these two gay guys. He was jealous to them, because he couldn't get laid and they fucked all the time. He also said that gay guys have all the fun, because in a man woman relationship the woman often complains about headache and shit while a man is always ready to go. So two guys who like to fuck guys are probably the happies people on earth.
I seem to post something gay all the time. I blame the Finnish presidential elections.
Buffalo Bill/Jamie GumbIt puts the lotion in the basket
I think you should stop blaming the outside world and look inwards, find your inner peace. And G spot.Originally Posted by callmesam
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
This just proves gay marriage is an oxymoron. Monogamy is impossible...
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Haha i don't live far from Brighton if i see her i might ask her if she echo's when she walks :D
If you ask me, she's much too hetero for Brighton. Poppy, I think it's up to you to lead her off the straight and narrow and direct her down the bendy path of lady loving.
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