In a column for a tabloid newspaper, Clarkson mocked the sport of synchronised swimming as "Chinese women in hats, upside down, in a bit of water", adding: "You can see that sort of thing on Morecambe Beach. For free."
Jeremy Clarkson makes fun of dead Chinese cocker-pickles
When the Duke of Edinburgh dies, the drugmongering whore will have to marry Jeremy Clarkson; there's just nobody else with his flair for insult.
Awesome. He's getting better like a fine wine.
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
I have to agree with him on the throwing your self in front of a train to commit suicide point. It is quite selfish. Your inconveniencing hundreds of people who are trying to get on with their day to day activities. Kill your self at home or in your car. If your short on ideas there are hundreds of websites dedicated to teaching people how to off themselves. And I am sure most methods don't involve a train.
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
"Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.
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Originally Posted by Bester
Still a dickhead.
Last edited by YearZero; 01-20-2012 at 01:20 PM.
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Prince Philip is a legend. He should be rolled out as an ambassador for all international visits.
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
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