I used to go out with her before this dude. I just thought she had M.E.
It'll never last.
Bullshit, it'll be one of the best marriages ever.
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Does this mean if things don't work out (arguments over the remote control perhaps) he has to legally divorce her? Does she get half of his estate? Or can he just leave her out with the rubbish bins and hope no-one notices?
Not sure but he'll get the same number of blow jobs and anal sessions as any other man stupid enough to get married!
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Confirmed.Originally Posted by ChickenFucker
Though it's the same amount of blow jobs and anal that typical single men get too. Or am I just a bitter married man?
One thing is certain - single men may enjoy redtube without nagging from the missus.
So did this guy become a husband and a widower at the same time? What are the odds to that? This is Guinness world records material.
Buffalo Bill/Jamie GumbIt puts the lotion in the basket
I guess it depends on how pretty you are and how good your game is!
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Weelllll.... She is never going to be in any condition to refuse access to any of her openings. As long as he remembers to empty her semi regularly and a good blast chiller to keep the ravages of time at bay, perfect match.
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