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    Wanked to death.

    The fact that it's so well supported by so many sites means it must be true. I am curious though....who was keeping count.

    16 year old Brazillian Boy masterbates 42 times to his death. | NEWSPITTER

    The nationality suggests tranny from El Armpito but the 17 million videos and 600 million erotic pictures says it must be Sagit, the only human who could have that much porn.
    Dear God Sagit, please let us know you're OK?!
    Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.

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    It's quite clear to me what happened. A lonely single mum takes an unhealthy interest in her teenage son's masturbation habit, and in an effort to wean him off wanking (yeah, right!) starts fucking him.

    She obviously gave him an elephant-sized dose of viagra and he literally went mother-fucking crazy. The reason she knows exactly when he started and stopped, and how many times, was because she was on the receiving end of it all.

    Here's a quote from China's foremost broadsheet:

    "...his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age. "
    Brazilian boy, 16, dies after masturbating 42 times without stopping

    That sounds like the kind of teenage boy who wouldn't let the small matter of consanguinity get in the way of a chance to get balls deep into a real-life, hot-to-trot bitch.

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    17 million videos and 600 million pictures?

    Is that possible? I think maybe they translated the units incorrectly.

    I understand people can have Gigs, even Terrabytes of porn, but these numbers just seem way off, by orders of magnitude, from being realistic.

    EDIT: And how do they know it was 42 times? Was his mother keeping score?

    Wouldn't you skin it raw at some point, way before getting to 20?

    Now this whole story is starting to smell like a hoax.
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    EDIT:EDIT: Yeah, I officially call bullshit on this article.

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    at leat he died happy doing something he loved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntiTankDog View Post
    EDIT:EDIT: Yeah, I officially call bullshit on this article.
    I thought it was pretty obvious, I was quite impressed that it featured on so many different websites. As I said though, I'm pretty sure that this kid's porn stash was but a centrepage pullout to the collection that Sagit has accrued.
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    Although, maybe the Gush killed him? It's terrible, I've seen it happen. It scares the life out of me. Oh God.



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    I know this story is about self inflicted death by wanking but it reminded me of this i saw a while back
    Amber Rayne Psycho Handjob - xHamster.com

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    Never heard of Amber Rayne before, but she's hot and has to be a dirty cow if her name is anything to go by. That's a good first post, WW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reich View Post
    It's quite clear to me what happened. A lonely single mum takes an unhealthy interest in her teenage son's masturbation habit, and in an effort to wean him off wanking (yeah, right!) starts fucking him.

    She obviously gave him an elephant-sized dose of viagra and he literally went mother-fucking crazy.

    That sounds like the kind of teenage boy who wouldn't let the small matter of consanguinity get in the way of a chance to get balls deep into a real-life, hot-to-trot bitch.
    This sounds like a reasonable explanation.

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