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    eton kide dies in fainting game

    First story i have attempted to submit! Sent on both dee semens page and the wackercocks due to the fact im unsure where to post, where is the best place to post? Not sure how sick and wrong it is but here you go:
    Eton boy died after 'fainting game' | UK news | The Guardian
    Last edited by Hamishwug10; 11-18-2011 at 09:24 PM.

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    A swing and a miss there Hamish. And I think you do a dis-service to disabled people, bad punctuation is just sloppy, not a registered cripple superpower.
    Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.

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    Bam- shitty punctuation sorted, that post didn't make much sense beforehand. Ah well....

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    Nearly there. Below there are 5 charachters you need to either add or swap into your post.

    D S W I ' ' I '

    I'm being too anal about this I know but that's how I like my porn so I like to try and be consistent.

    The story itself is OK but loses points due to the subjects themselves. We all know that those kids are a bunch of spoilt little arse ticklers and I for one would like to see more stories that end like this one. If he'd done the full Hutchins and thrown in the orange segment, amyl and stocking set then it'd have been much more like it!

    To answer your question, if you want to submit a story for the show then it's best done in a private message/ email to Dee. It has to really stand out for Wacker to even be bothered to read it as he's very busy counting light bulbs. I think Dee spends more time slacking off work and so is your best bet.
    Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.

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    Would kids do this shit if they had access to good, cheap drugs?

    Governments should start paying scientists to develop non-addictive, non-harmful euphoria-inducing drugs. Think 'soma' from Brave New World.

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    Not just soma, they should start genetically engineering super hot babes on an industrial scale. By the way, was Brave New World a warning about what the future will be like or a tantalizing taste of what we can look forward to? Huxley seemed ambiguous on that.

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    Dear Mr. ChickenFucker,


    I think that ' charachters' is spelt , 'characters' (Post #4).

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    its hard to type when your masturbating with one hand and fingering his asshole with the other, he did quite well in my opinion

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