Crap, didn't see this post when I repeated it. Was too distressed at the thought of it!
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
It is so horrifying, itsn't it!? My god.
Why haven't you heard about a fish in the amazon river that enters men's anuses, forces its way in no matter what they do and eats their intestines? That's way fucking scarier. The pain of being eaten alive from the inside. And it's not some urban legend, I saw it on Discovery ~10 years ago.
Last edited by Bester; 09-17-2011 at 07:49 AM.
Originally Posted by Bester
Candiru - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This one swims up the pee stream and buries itself in your dick-hole.
I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
This is horrible, I don't even want to open it. How the fuck does Evolution explain this one, huh? The food got so scarce that some fish decided to go look for it up the shitter or up somebody's dick to get it?
Last edited by Bester; 09-17-2011 at 05:03 PM.
According to the intertubs the candiru' usually attacks the gills of fish but may be attracted to Urea which is a by product of protein ingestion usually released in urine in humans and fish's gills.
is it just me that would get some weird masochistic joy out of this? I think after i git the eel removed i would definitely have a fetish
Also, Bester, have you seen 2 kids in a sandbox? I think it's right up your street
Just when you thought it was safe to go piss in the water...
On a scale of Jordan to Jewish, how tight are you?
.....it gets arousing?
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