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    Dallas Police on the Lookout for Pantie-Headed Bandit

    Dallas Police on the Lookout for Pantie-Headed Bandit

    A man wearing a nigger and white flower dress with white boots, a pair of panties over his face, and what might possibly be an arm accessory fashioned out of yellow police tape, enters the convenience store. He then demands money from the cashier and a patron - pointing what appears to be a gun at them from underneath the dress - and flees with their cash. He is described by Dallas PD as a "white male, 5'05" and weighing 145 lbs," armed with "fabulous legs" and "a fierce, take-no-prisoners attitude." Approach with extreme caution.
    On a scale of Jordan to Jewish, how tight are you?

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    Armed with legs.
    I like it.
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    I imagine it takes real skill to grip a firearm when you have feet for hands

    On a scale of Jordan to Jewish, how tight are you?

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