Thread: Gag on British cock, American scum!

Simon Cowell named U.S. TV's highest earning star


Give those hot bitches one from me, Simon.


American granny-fucking faggot


Badass British grown man who really can play the piano and has fucked loads of hot Californian bitches. If Chuck "faggot" Lorre had waited he could have replaced Charlie Sheen with Hugh.

Simon Cowell named U.S. TV's highest earning star

Originally Posted by gramo

Dam fuckig right and lets not forget these fuckers The 100 British celebrities who really matter by Piers Morgan (100 to 77) | Mail Online

oh and while we are here, you america fuckers dont get to write off british comedy as being all beny hill shit then steal massive chunks of the Monthy Python and the mighty boosh and claim it new.

Fuck you all

That list is the biggest load of toss I have ever read. Not least of all because it was written by the biggest, slimiest, turd of a man to ever grace our green fields. Where was he during the hacking scandal? Oh yes, I remember, claiming unwarranted moral high ground. Only Attenborough, Izzard, Sheen, Bowie, Paxman and Gervais (to an extent) are worthy of that paltry excuse for a list.

Originally Posted by YearZero

the biggest, slimiest, turd of a man to ever grace our green fields

Your assessment of Piers Morgan is bang on, yet somehow he seems to go from strength to strength. That a man like him can flourish damns the media and entertainment industries more than anything Rupert Murdoch has done. That said, leafing through a copy of the Radio Times and making a list of the British people he finds there is about the only thing Piers Morgan can be trusted to do.

I believe it was Charlie Brooker that described him as looking like 'something a police frogman might encounter at the bottom of a haunted lake, or a nightmarish, experimental pigman, raised in a lab by a depressed scientist.'

You know he woulda put himself as number 1 as well if he could, the cunt..