Thread: Jesus guns

http://www.weeklyworldinquisitor.com...r-bullets.html

"We are doing God's work in Afghanistan," says General Moses Khan. "Now we have God's ammo to aid us."

What's a Jewish Muslim doing messing about with Christ's weaponry?

"Atheist do-gooders back in Washington want us to fail in our true mission of bringing Jesus to these poor people," says Khan. "We're here to show them that our God is bigger than their god, and what better way to do it than by shooting as many of them as we can. If that doesn't get the message across, nothing will."


Like the sights, each bullet is engraved with a reference to the Bible, though some carry the Crusader motto Deus Vult (God wills it) or a famous saying by George W. Bush, such as 'Misunderestimate this!'.




I TOLD YOU RELIGION WAS AWESOME YOU LIMEY CUNT!