Thread: TEENAGER TRIED TO GAS MAN AFTER GAY SEX SESSION

Hey guys, last year I was working and living in a town called Maryport, in the north-west of England, and me and my buddy happened upon a newspaper advertising board with the headline :"Workington gay sex teen jailed for turning gas taps on".
Being naturally curious, I decided to find out more about this apparently random story, and uncovered the following article in the local paper:

"A teenager turned all the gas taps on as he left the house of a man with whom he had just engaged in a gay sex session, Carlisle Crown Court heard.

The 18-year-old then returned to the house and tried to stab Brian Monan, 47, who he met through an internet gay chatroom.

The teenager – who cannot be named because of a court order – was originally accused of attempted murder.

But that charge was dropped when he pleaded guilty instead to attempting to wound the man with intent to do him grievous bodily harm.

He also admitted administering a noxious substance – the gas he left pouring from all six burners in the kitchen.

Prosecuting counsel Jennifer Blewitt told the court the teenager had been communicating with the man for some time through text messages before he agreed to meet him.

The pair then returned to the man’s home for sex and the younger man left afterwards, leaving the kitchen gas turned on and unlit.

Soon afterwards, Ms Blewitt said, he returned with the knife and thrust it at the man as he opened the door. The man suffered only a minor scratch – thanks to the protection offered by the thick towelling bathrobe he was wearing at the time. The teenager was arrested that night in Harrington Road, Workington, after phoning the police claiming he had tried to kill someone.

The case was adjourned until late November to allow time for the teenager to see a psychiatrist.

In the meantime he was remanded in custody."



Naturally, I found this funny as fuck and thought I should share it.

News & Star | News | Teenager tried to gas man after gay sex session in Workington

Here's the photo of the news stand we found

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pretty much yeah. Mind, this was Workington before the Derrick Bird incident. It usually didnt get more extreme than this, aside from people buggering badgers

Originally Posted by Empressario

Just to recap.

Old guy buggers teenager, consensually.
Teenager turns on all the gas rings on his hob and leaves.
Gas doesn't ignite and no explosion or fire ensues.
Moody teenager returns to house and inflicts a 'scratch' on the old homo.
Teenager later phones the police to confess.

Oh good, i'll try to remember not to read his future articles.

there goes my good first impression...

I can't stop thinking of Fenix with his username for obvious reasons. The poor bastard is guilty by association. He would have to do something rather badass to redeem himself. Preferably if it was to make fun of Fenix or fat bester.

We've seen that before, Maybe something new, like writing his name and S&W on his body and doing this: